Tits and Ass…

My name is Michael Vito Tosto. Most people call me Vito.

There are three sides to a Vito.

1. The intellectual, pipe-smoking thinker who pens deep books

2. The sensitive, caring listener who tries to encourage everyone he meets

and

3. The horny, passionate Sicilian who is a bit too obsessed with the female body…

Which one will you get today?

I’m at my best when all three are firing on all cylinders at the same time.

I try to be a kind man. I think I succeed most of the time. I also try to be an intellectual man, a man whose brain is formidable. But, I’m also a perverted man whose thoughts can just as easily dwell on all things sexual as they can on philosophy and existentialism.

So, how do I reconcile all these aspects of my myself?

I don’t. I just have to deal with it.

And so do you!

[insert evil laugh]

Which leads me to this: I’ve spent most of today trying to decide which I prefer on the woman: Tits, or the ass. After much thought, I elected to go with the ass. And big asses, too. The bigger, the better.

I have spoken.

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